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    Funny Haiku

    By maurizio | June 13, 2007

    Here it is:

    Haikus are easy
    but sometimes they don’t make sense
    Refrigerator

    LOL

    What is an Haiku? Read Wikipedia here.

    Topics: Internet | 25 Comments »

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  • 25 Responses to “Funny Haiku”

    1. Dundee Says:
      June 14th, 2007 at 4:27 pm

      haha! nice one maurizio!

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      June 27th, 2007 at 1:29 am

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    3. Nice from Thailand (www.SE7ENize.com) Says:
      September 11th, 2007 at 12:51 am

      hahaha that’s funny. I used to write haikus (of course, in thai language) when I was in primary school.

    4. Baris Unver Says:
      September 26th, 2007 at 12:10 am

      It really is funny :)))

    5. Ant Says:
      November 16th, 2007 at 6:02 pm

      great haiku! i’ve got it as my wallpaper on my computer at work! i found it at some website that shows random funny pictures (ie, dr. phil saying “you’re fat, don’t sugarcoat it because you’ll eat that too”)

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      May 19th, 2008 at 11:15 am

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    7. vincent hefter Says:
      October 5th, 2008 at 10:15 pm

      “Knock-knock”…”Who’s there?”…”A
      haik”…”A haik who?”…”Hey, how the
      heck did you know that?”

      from my personal 17 sillyble blog, thought up yesterday.

      the birth of the definitive knock-knock haiku joke?

      vincent hefter

    8. vincent hefter Says:
      October 5th, 2008 at 10:17 pm

      ps: http://www.17sillyble-haiku.blogspot.com

    9. rr Says:
      February 14th, 2009 at 8:47 am

      There was an old man
      From Peru, whose lim’ricks all
      Look’d like haiku. He

      Said with a laugh “I
      Cut them in half, the pay is
      Much better for two.”

    10. tres Says:
      April 25th, 2009 at 3:27 am

      lights are shattered,
      i cannot see,
      oh my god i need to pee

    11. Dylan Says:
      May 27th, 2009 at 5:31 am

      This is a Haiku
      A super awsome Haiku
      Yay for the Haiku

    12. steve Says:
      July 11th, 2009 at 11:29 pm

      bellybutton fleas
      innie preferred outtie will do
      are they spelonking

    13. Seth Fenton Says:
      July 17th, 2009 at 10:38 am

      Snow White and the Dwarfs
      Sleeping Beauty kisses Prince
      Disney makes movie

    14. Áine Says:
      October 8th, 2009 at 5:56 am

      there one was a zombie called jark
      who’s main feature was to bark
      his face fell off, his nose went rotten, har har hark

      the herald angels sing
      what news next will i bring
      round two over…ding ding ding

      :)

    15. helen Says:
      December 16th, 2009 at 3:56 pm

      i wrote this for my ex girlfriend.

      all good haikus have
      seven syllables then five
      but who cares you whore.

    16. george Says:
      January 13th, 2010 at 1:55 pm

      who wrote it?

    17. george Says:
      January 13th, 2010 at 1:59 pm

      its genius!

    18. beeitch Says:
      January 13th, 2010 at 2:01 pm

      its crap.

    19. Gee Says:
      March 30th, 2010 at 12:01 pm

      I love that one. XDDD

    20. Seth Fenton Says:
      March 30th, 2010 at 1:05 pm

      Vegetable humor
      Toss Pumpkin into the air
      Magic! Comes down Squash

    21. Anonymous Says:
      April 7th, 2010 at 7:27 pm

      Bathing in a stream
      A beautiful girl in nude.
      Stop peeping! It’s rude.

      The hottie sees me.
      “Hey there, hot muscular dude.”
      “Wanna fuck sexy?”

    22. Anonymous2 Says:
      April 7th, 2010 at 7:57 pm

      In a crazy scheme,
      I peeped at girls in a stream.
      They started to scream.
      “You perverted dude!”
      “Stop looking at us in nude!”
      “Stop peeping! It’s rude!”
      But one girl did not.
      She said I was really hot.
      “She’s sexy!” I thought.
      She asked, “Wanna fuck?”
      I cannot believe my luck.
      Tits I get to suck.

    23. Anonymous Says:
      April 7th, 2010 at 9:27 pm

      damn anonymous2. ur poem is better than mine.
      *so jealous* :P

    24. anonymous Says:
      April 7th, 2010 at 9:58 pm

      drinking at a bar
      smoking a great big cigar
      then driving my car

      crashed into a tree
      was injured very badly
      wished i took taxi

      woke up in a jail
      should not have drunken that ale
      nor that great cocktail

      (beat that, anonymous2)

    25. imagoddess Says:
      September 11th, 2010 at 4:12 am

      every night i dream
      about you and i always
      wake with a loud scream..:))