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Funny Haiku
By maurizio | June 13, 2007
Here it is:
Haikus are easy
but sometimes they don’t make sense
Refrigerator
LOL
What is an Haiku? Read Wikipedia here.
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June 14th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
haha! nice one maurizio!
June 27th, 2007 at 1:29 am
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September 11th, 2007 at 12:51 am
hahaha that’s funny. I used to write haikus (of course, in thai language) when I was in primary school.
September 26th, 2007 at 12:10 am
It really is funny :)))
November 16th, 2007 at 6:02 pm
great haiku! i’ve got it as my wallpaper on my computer at work! i found it at some website that shows random funny pictures (ie, dr. phil saying “you’re fat, don’t sugarcoat it because you’ll eat that too”)
May 19th, 2008 at 11:15 am
[...] Funny Haiku [...]
October 5th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
“Knock-knock”…”Who’s there?”…”A
haik”…”A haik who?”…”Hey, how the
heck did you know that?”
from my personal 17 sillyble blog, thought up yesterday.
the birth of the definitive knock-knock haiku joke?
vincent hefter
October 5th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
ps: http://www.17sillyble-haiku.blogspot.com
February 14th, 2009 at 8:47 am
There was an old man
From Peru, whose lim’ricks all
Look’d like haiku. He
Said with a laugh “I
Cut them in half, the pay is
Much better for two.”
April 25th, 2009 at 3:27 am
lights are shattered,
i cannot see,
oh my god i need to pee
May 27th, 2009 at 5:31 am
This is a Haiku
A super awsome Haiku
Yay for the Haiku
July 11th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
bellybutton fleas
innie preferred outtie will do
are they spelonking
July 17th, 2009 at 10:38 am
Snow White and the Dwarfs
Sleeping Beauty kisses Prince
Disney makes movie
October 8th, 2009 at 5:56 am
there one was a zombie called jark
who’s main feature was to bark
his face fell off, his nose went rotten, har har hark
the herald angels sing
what news next will i bring
round two over…ding ding ding
:)
December 16th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
i wrote this for my ex girlfriend.
all good haikus have
seven syllables then five
but who cares you whore.
January 13th, 2010 at 1:55 pm
who wrote it?
January 13th, 2010 at 1:59 pm
its genius!
January 13th, 2010 at 2:01 pm
its crap.
March 30th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
I love that one. XDDD
March 30th, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Vegetable humor
Toss Pumpkin into the air
Magic! Comes down Squash
April 7th, 2010 at 7:27 pm
Bathing in a stream
A beautiful girl in nude.
Stop peeping! It’s rude.
…
The hottie sees me.
“Hey there, hot muscular dude.”
“Wanna fuck sexy?”
April 7th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
In a crazy scheme,
I peeped at girls in a stream.
They started to scream.
“You perverted dude!”
“Stop looking at us in nude!”
“Stop peeping! It’s rude!”
But one girl did not.
She said I was really hot.
“She’s sexy!” I thought.
She asked, “Wanna fuck?”
I cannot believe my luck.
Tits I get to suck.
April 7th, 2010 at 9:27 pm
damn anonymous2. ur poem is better than mine.
*so jealous* :P
April 7th, 2010 at 9:58 pm
drinking at a bar
smoking a great big cigar
then driving my car
crashed into a tree
was injured very badly
wished i took taxi
woke up in a jail
should not have drunken that ale
nor that great cocktail
(beat that, anonymous2)
September 11th, 2010 at 4:12 am
every night i dream
about you and i always
wake with a loud scream..:))